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THE SHORT AND SORRY SAGE OF STOLEN VALUABE DOMAIN NAME LOOK.COM By : Cliff Livingstone How Look.com was stolen barefaced, and how the courts gave it to the crooks. Funny Medical Jokes By : anne gilardo Funny medical jokes are always good fun... Spells And Rituals Of The Talismans Ancient Keris Swords And Daggers By : Mani5 Zone Ltd5 Find Out The Lucky Charm of Talisman Talisman is derived from the Greek, which means sacred or consecrated object and these objects connote logical expansion of view of spiritual world. Funny Classified Scam Enquiries By : Martin Davis Below is a list of some of the funniest scam classified advert enquires we have found on the net. If you ever use online classifieds be aware of these examples and take note! Jerry Seinfeld Tickets By : Macie American comedian, actor, and writer Jerome Seinfeld was born April 29, 1954 in the borough of Brooklyn in New York City to Jewish parents. Kalman, his father was of Hungarian Jewish and Betty, his mother, had a Syrian Jewish background. After Massapequa High School, Jerry Seinfeld attended the State University of New York at Oswego in upstate New York but transferred out to Queens College after a few semesters. Comedy Talent Agency A Description in Brief By : Rodger Jackman The largest comedy festival of the world, Just for Laughs takes place at Canada and this proves that the Canada is the ideal place of the comedy talent agencies. How To Get Your Honey To Play Bingo? By : Erin Jane Want to start spending some quality bingo time with your sweetie? Here's a few fun ideas on how to get your honey hooked on playing your favorite game with you. Love quotes - Adding Romance to Your Life By : lopazski The subject of love may be one that is written about more than any other around the globe or throughout history. The great romantic poets such as William Shakespeare and Elizabeth Barrett Browning are prime examples of stating love quotes in timeless language. How to Make Money on Blogs By : Dmitrijs23 Kononovs32 How to Make Money on Blogs It is well established a fact that the invention and subsequent application of the internet technology has proved rather revolutionary in changing almost all the aspects associated wit hour day to day lives. Several basic things in life have attained newer dimensions. Everything today is either directly or passively related to internet application. Comedy and Comedians By : Rodger Jackman Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. The debate for and against doctor’s excuses By : Matthew21 Markey21 The debate for and against doctor’s excuses I used to have a really high salary, despite the fact that I’ve only been working for a few years. Perhaps that’s the greatest advantage of working in a corporate setting. Not only you get high pay, you also get great benefits and rewards for excellence. The biggest drawback was the pressure I was getting. Our police takes care of us By : Denis Portov This story was told by one of my friends (and edited by me). I can’t say for sure if the story is true but in case of dire need personal information about the participants has been changed. AIDS epidemic in the USSR By : Denis Portov When an adult suffers from а child disease, it is extraordinary painful. Just as it happened to me at the late Soviet time when I caught measles, was bedridden for three days with a fever heat of 40C and was going to die... Crazy student hostel By : Denis Portov Once again about student hostel (this topic has no ending). The story how a door jamb met a head and how the latter capitulated to the former. April Fool’s trick By : Denis Portov One of the best and funniest April Fool’s tricks was invented and played by me last year. I should say that my friend and me used to make fun of each other regularly on April Fool’s Day with varying success... Everybody is happy in their own way By : Denis Portov It’s hard to say for sure what happiness is, but some old people consider themselves experts in this area… Maybe they’re just pretending to know, carrying out their insidious plans? Tempers Flare in Multi-Currency Bingo Rooms By : Jamie Harrison-berg With the UK playing host to the world in its online parlours, English as mother-tongue is now in question, with thousands of Spanish, French and German-speaking players signing up each day. Katana master By : Denis Maximov This story took place in feudal Japan in the 18th century. The great warrior and commander Uesugi Kenshin said, "A warrior has success in his head, armor on his chest, and his fate is in heaven. Go to fight with confidence and you'll come back without a single wound… How To Tell When You’ve Been On Too Many Cheap Holidays In Spain… By : If you want to have a really good time, enjoy the sun and yet not put too much of a hole in your bank balance, you simply cannot do better than a spur-of-the-moment, cheap Spanish holiday. The country has a huge amount to offer and is very welcoming to us visitors. However, once you’ve got into the swing of things and become a regular Spanish holiday maker, there are a number of important things to remember when you return from your latest cheap holiday in Spain - those ha... A Very Unlucky Day By : Buboy Francisco The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. Call Of The Mall--The Seasons Of Shopping By : My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts. It’s unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding. By comparison, a request from me to my daughter to go for a hike, my favorite way of father-daughter bonding, is met with rolling eyes and the inevitable question, “How long will it be?” My daughter has been under the tutelage of my wife since she was three and was awarded her Master Shopper Certification at age 11 years, 1 month, 2 days, just a two months... The Practicality, Value And Durability Of White Pine Furniture By : No matter where you want to add a rustic country look, pine furniture is the answer. It is as popular as it has ever been, and is less expensive than other wood furniture. Pine furniture is preferred by furniture makers because it is easier to work with and more pliant than most other woods. Solid pine furniture is durable and beautiful, and an excellent value. It will easily add warm, casual and even elegant appeal wherever it is used. Pine Wood Solid woods are classif... What About Free Laughter…Online? By : Lapovita Cosmin We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. The Embarrassing Incident With The Volvo Keychain By : Have you ever had your car stolen? It is a gutting experience, especially when it’s your fault! Now, I can imagine you asking, how can a stolen car ever be the owners fault? In answer to that question, I shall tell you a little story. I am a terribly forgetful person! I am forever leaving my keys in shops, the car, lying around the house. On this one particular occasion, I made the somewhat catastrophic mistake of leaving the keys in my front door when I entered my house f... 20 Crazy Things We All Do By : Rammy Johnson Observe and understand some of the oddly factual ingredients that living in todays world has caused. Get to know about behaviour that you normally don't notice. Finding The Right Joke To Tell By : Laughter is the best medicine and a great icebreaker for a first date, as a sense of humor is as the number one turn-on for many women. But it's one thing to have a great sense of humor, it's quite another to have everyone in stitches. Well, look no further. Drop the rubber chicken and whoopee cushion, cause it's time to really be funny. Ease up on life and yourself; get used to taking things with a grain of salt. See the humor in situations; you'll see that most situatio... Holiday Humor By : - My friend mentioned that he and his wife are taking out a home equity line of credit to buy Christmas presents. Isn't that a little crazy? Instead, my wife and I agreed that we're limiting our spending to what we have -- our existing home equity line of credit. - Another friend says he's disturbed by the over-emphasis on gift giving around Christmas. So this year he's taking a different approach. He's focusing on gift receiving. - A compliment better left unsaid: Marv... Fonejacker - New comedy genius By : wayne metcalfe If you have not had a chance to look at the latest Channel 4 series fonejacker, but seem to come across it where ever you go, here is a quick overview of the super hit series. Fonejacker is a television series that follows the exploits of the multi-talented actor Kayvan Novak, as he makes prank calls to people all over the UK. Each fonejacker episode begins with definition of fonejack which is defined as “seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic”. Of course, since fonejacking is all about making prank telephone calls, the telephone conversation is usually accompanied by on screen animations that look similar to a Monty Python cartoon. Puffy Wet Lips By : There's this guy who lives across the street from us who we have renamed Wet Lips. When we are in a really lighthearted mood, we refer to him as Puffy Wet Lips. This gomer is in his late 60's to early 70' and has a body like Mr. McGoo and lips like Angelina Jolie's. I mean they are two huge puffy red and unnatural things that look like a pair of slugs. I keep waiting for them to take off in a race around his little head at any moment. Actually, he looks more like that toady l... I Was Just In The Middle Of A Dream By : I was dreaming. I was eating Carnitas. They were very good Carnitas. The waitress was about to bring me another heaping plate of deliciously fatty, artery-clogging Carnitas when I heard tom-toms. The drums had a driving beat that if you weren't dreaming; the sound would make you want to murder someone to make them stop. You might even devise a hideous homicidal act in your head that, though you would never carry it out, would make you feel immensely better (I need therapy). ... Scary Movie Trivia Questions And Answers By : 1. If you are a teenager living on Elm Street what should you never do? A. Go to sleep B. Play with dolls C. Go to the prom D. Have sex A. Go to sleep TOPICS: We all know from "Nightmare on Elm Street" that your dreams can get you killed by Freddy Krueger. Written by Craven, a former English teacher, the film's premise is the question of where the line between dreams and reality lies. The villain, Freddy Krueger, exists in the "dream world" and yet can kill in the... Fonejacker - New style Comedy By : wayne metcalfe If you have not had a chance to look at the latest Channel 4 series fonejacker, but seem to come across it where ever you go, here is a quick overview of the super hit series. Fonejacker is a television series that follows the exploits of the multi-talented actor Kayvan Novak, as he makes prank calls to people all over the UK. Each fonejacker episode begins with definition of fonejack which is defined as “seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic”. Of course, since fonejacking is all about making prank telephone calls, the telephone conversation is usually accompanied by on screen animations that look similar to a Monty Python cartoon. My First Trip To Destin Florida By : Tony Isaacs Have you ever been to Destin, Florida? I love the white sand beaches, moderate climate and beautiful clear blue ocean there, although it's a much more touristy kind of place than it was about 30 years ago when I first went there with my father, step mother, half-sister, and other family members. I remember that we checked into this one and a half star motel right on the beach, next door to a new circular tower motel which had a revolving restaurant on the top. Made my step-mo... Sweet Free Trivia Question And Answer Fun By : 1. Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. But where do cocoa beans grow? A. On trees B. On bushes C. On vines D. On roots A. On trees TOPICS: Cocoa beans come from cacao trees that grow in tropical regions of the world 2. During World War II, production of Hershey’s Kisses was halted. Do you know why? A. Chocolate shortage B. Sugar shortage C. Aluminum foil shortage D. Hershey's produced rations instead of candy during the war C. Aluminum foil shortage TOPICS:... Useless Facts And Fun Trivia Questions And Answers By : Question: Which is stronger -- concrete or bone? Answer: Bone Useless Fact: Human bones can actually resist 40 times more stress than concrete. Don't believe it is true? Then picture a piece of concrete the size of a bone and imagine how easily it would break. Question: What bird lays its egg in another bird's nest? Answer: Cuckoo, Cowbird, Whyda, Honeyguide and Black-headed Duck Useless Fact: These birds, called brood parasites, lay their eggs in another bird'... Humorous Thought For The Day - How I Write Funny Lines On A Daily Basis By : Imagine a web site where you go on a daily basis to see a humorous thought for the day. Better yet, what if that site delivers the humorous thought for the day to your email? And what if instead of providing stale, you've-heard-it-a-thousand-times-before humor, that site provided fresh, baked-daily humor created on-site in their in-store ovens? Well ... that's the project I've taken on. And it's turning out to be quite the challenge to keep up with baking all those d... 5 Characteristics of Stupid Criminals By : Andy Wests Here are a few things that all stupid criminals have in common. Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Fart Noises, Farting Videos & Fart Jokes By : Martin Fartin Colon hydrotherapy is a procedure that involves cleansing of the large and small intestine using natural cleansing agents like mineral water and other cleansing agents like mild amounts of coffee. The cleansing fluids are introduced into the colon using medically certified class II colon hydrotherapy devices. Similar to an enema, colon hydrotherapy is considered more of a branch of naturopathy then medicine. In fact there has been considerable debate on the advantages of colon hydrotherapy, as most medical associations believe that colon hydrotherapy may not have the effects that naturopathy claims. Humor Ability To Apply Humor To Any Situation By : Some people are natural comedians because they have the amazing ability to apply humor to any situation. They do not have to put much effort behind the ability they have either and doing it is not an act at all. It is a gift that they were born with and sometimes there are many people who begin to wish that they were not blessed with such a gift. The ability to apply humor to any situation seems uncontrollable at times, and at the worst moments they will find themselves cr... Magic Tricks Revealed By : Michael Malega Interesting article for Magic Tricks Revealed, tips, ideas, recommendations that may be of benefit to you, to lean more about Magic Tricks Revealed, please check our web site… 4 Tips To Know When You Need To Find A Plumber By : Some of these plumbing problems are simply too overwhelming and difficult for us to deal with on our own. Even if you think you can do the work yourself, in the messy end that has to come, you will be glad you called a professional to get the job done properly. However, since hiring a plumber is something that a lot of us have little experience in, here are four things that might be good to know when you want to find a plumber who will get the job done right and at a fair pr... Adventures In Wally World--The Saga Continues By : I must be a glutton for punishment. Think I can conquer the monster known as Walmart. Men are thick headed. There ladies I said it. We think we can conquer, fix, or figure out anything. Then we wonder why women go to the bathroom together! To talk about the stupid things their men do! Why do I go to Walmart? Well, where I live it is the closest and only place that is open after midnight. You would think it would be very easy to get in and out of there. Ummm, no, not whe... Adventures In Wally World By : I went to walmart 2 nights ago and had a very fun experience. I was going there for a chocolate cake. Cash in hand and ready to rock. That is it. Chocolate cake. Then....my wife calls me and asks me to check her friend's bridal registry and get a bed set for her that is on her list. So, I automatically start drooling and doing the duuuuuuhhh thing. Since it is midnight, I ask a cashier where the registry "machine" thing is. She tells me go to the customer service desk and ... How To Avoid Overeating By : From a formal dinner to a grilled food cookout overeating is the most disastrous thing you could do. Overeating seems to be one of our favorite past times and it shows. In a health –conscious world no one seems to see the importance of knowing what is in the cuisine they are eating. It is increasingly important to know that zeal for food does not mean to eat everything is sight. Know the nutritional information that will help you deal with the dangers of over indulging.... All about flatulence By : Fartin Martin Colon cleansing as a process has been in existence for thousands of years, the Egyptians were one of the first civilizations to use colon hydrotherapy to treat constipation. Similarly the Greeks too used Clysters to cure constipation, and finally Clyster syringes were used as a known medical device for constipation. However with passage of time colon cleansing has bifurcated into both a medical and naturopathic treatment. Colon cleansing when carried out medically is termed as an Enema, and colon hydrotherapy (a much larger enema) is prescribed and used by naturopathic practitioners. Living In Mexico With Lenny And Bubba By : I have the very worst luck with getting wrong-number phone calls, no matter what country I live in. Believe me, when we moved to Mexico, the problem didn't get any better. When we lived in Overland Park, Kansas, the wrong numbers started the very day we moved in and had our phone connected. Someone, no, I mean thousands of people, began calling for Air-Tech Technologies. The company title is a redundancy, I know, and perhaps that's why at least seven countries were hunting... How to add funny videos to your MySpace, Facebook page or Blog By : Paul Adams You may have noticed many social networking users have integrated funny video content into their profiles to provide a more entertaining experience for people in their friends list. This is a short tutorial to show how you too can add some funny videos to your MySpace, Facebook profile or blog. Johnny Carson: His Life, Career and Legacy By : Ben Anton Johnny Carson brought late night comedy to a new level when he took the reins in 1962. His edgy comedy and unbelievable charisma made late night television worth staying up for. This article shows how Carson got to the Tonight Show and his influence on television. The Infamous Donut - Make Your Mark By : Close your eyes and think back to the 60's and 70's. Remember the high-spirited drivers that bought and drove the muscle cars? This may help - - Donut: Definition - Circular design produced on a road surface by a vehicle's tires when they are rotating with a greater angular velocity than the road under them. As the name implies, the basic shape is round but many options exist. In fact, even the straight burn out has been called a donut. Spirals, checkmarks, hooks, swe... How to Make a Funny Home Video By : temp What is the cheapest and easiest way to get rid of the blues? Make a funny home video - a video hilarious enough that it can make your sides and cheeks sore from laughing, and a video that you will remember again and again and not get tired of reliving it constantly. Trivia Questions And Answers: U.s. Presidential Details By : 1. What is the difference between the tallest and shortest president? A. 12 inches B. 10 inches C. 8 inches D. 6 inches A. 12 inches TOPICS: The tallest president was Abraham Lincoln at 6'4" and at 5'4", James Madison was the shortest. 2. Who was the heaviest president? A. Theodore Roosevelt B. William Taft C. William Clinton D. Ulysses Grant B. William Taft TOPICS: The 27th president William Taft weighed in at 340 pounds or more 3. How many presiden... Interesting Facts And U.S. Presidential Details By : 1. George W. Bush is the 43rd president. How many presidents have there been? A. 41 B. 42 C. 43 D. 44 B. 42 TOPICS: There have only been 42 presidents. Grover Cleveland was elected for two nonconsecutive terms and is counted twice as the 22nd and 24th president. 2. Who was the oldest man to ever hold office as president? A. George Washington B. Woodrow Wilson C. Dwight Eisenhower D. Ronald Reagan D. Ronald Reagan TOPICS: By the end of his presidency in... How to Run a Man to the Ground By : Sharon Gerad Women feel the need to marry hoping that this will give them some sense of security. But, instead this changes them and renders marriage obsolete. Learn why. Spy Camera Glass: A Camera In Your Cornea By : Nahshon Roberts We're a society ruled by plastic and convenient shopping. The days of "Dodgy Dan's Emporium of Spurious Imports" are long gone, replaced with the clean convenience of web-based comfort and purchasing ease. Come to think of it, you can pretty much use your parents' or partner's credit details to buy anything from Mace to Tazers, from nanchuks to nightsticks and from night vision goggles to spy camera glasses. I Spy Spy camera glasses are fixtures of spy movies. The only ... A Conference Call Guide For The Jekylls And The Hydes By : Nahshon DeMore You can't be an office worker and not know what a conference call is. After all, a conference call is as inevitable to office life as reports and promotions. In fact, the more geographically dispersed corporate teams are and the costlier the travels, the more important a conference call becomes. Conference calls fall under the bracket of social interaction. As such, there are rules of etiquette that have to be followed. Tips for Mr. Hyde If you want to lose credibility ... Cut Your Smoking - But Not In Half! By : Bradlley Mckoy Sigmund Freud once said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Any self-respecting cigar smoker, however, will tell you that a cigar is far less a cigar when the correct arts are not applied to the preparation of the cigar and the execution of the act itself. The first act in the ritual is cutting the cigar cap, and the best way to do this is with a table top cigar cutter. The cap is the part that you put in your mouth. It is formed by the outer wrapper leaves twisted down ove... Free Online Trivia Questions -- Hurray For Holland Trivia Quiz By : Deanna Mascle 1. What is the proper name of the country in northwestern Europe, bordered on the north and west by the North Sea, on the east by Germany, and on the south by Belgium? A. Holland B. The Netherlands C. Netherland D. the Low Country B. The Netherlands TOPICS: What is the country called? Officially, The Netherlands, but it's widely referred to as Holland because during early politics the country was usually dominated by the largest and wealthiest province, Holland. "Neth... Free Online Trivia Questions And Answers -- Hurray For Holland Trivia Quiz By : Deanna Mascle 1. How much of Holland’s land was once covered by water? A. One-fifth B. Two-fifths C. One-quarter D. One-third B. Two-fifths TOPICS: More than two-fifths of the country's land was once covered by the sea, or by lakes or swamps. The Dutch "created" this land by pumping out the water. These drained areas, called polders, became some of the richest farmlands of the Netherlands. 2. Through marriage, war, and political maneuvering, most of the region comprising the pr... What Is Wordpress By : Hazel Leong What is WordPress? – Blogging Made Fun, Fast, and Easy There is absolutely no reason to deny the fact that blogging one of the most popular activities in the world today. Just a decade ago, posting your diary online was considered insane, but now it is clearly becoming the craze among today’s overwhelming population of netizens. Not only have people discovered blogging to be a fun way of releasing and expressing oneself to the world, many enterprising individuals have als... Sex, Stalking And NLP Training By : Andrew Austin After allowing for time zone changes and jet lag, I had one day spare to see the sights before the NLP training began. As there was a choice of theme parks to attend and a lot of shopping malls to see, I was up early that day. By 7am, I am experiencing my first “all you can eat” breakfast for less than 4 dollars. Needless to say, I made sure I got my money’s worth, read the paper, drank a bladder full of tea and after taking tourist advice from the helpful restaurant staff I ... Trivia Teaser Online: Free Trivia Questions And Answers By : Deanna Mascle Trivia Question: What is the deepest part of the ocean? Trivia Answer: Marianas Trench Trivia Teaser: Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench is the deepest point in Earth's oceans. The bottom there is 35,840 feet below sea level. If Mount Everest, the highest mountain on Earth, were placed at this location it would be covered by over one mile of water. The Challenger Deep is named after the British survey ship Challenger II, which discovered this deepest location in 1951... Interesting Facts: Scare Crow Trivia Questions By : Deanna Mascle 1. What is a scarecrow? A. A device to scare birds B. A device to keep farmers company C. A device to motivate gardeners D. A device to entertain visitors A. A device to scare birds TOPICS: A scarecrow is a device (traditionally a mannequin) that is used to discourage birds such as crows from disturbing crops. 2. Why is it a scarecrow instead of a scarebird? A. Crows are more easily frightened B. Crows are not easily frightened C. Crows are the biggest prob... Free Trivia Questions And Answers: For The Birds By : Deanna Mascle 1. Which is not a group term for birds? A. Flock B. Flight C. Volery D. Swarm D. Swarm TOPICS: Various insects can collectively be called a swarm but not birds! 2. Which of these is a fear of birds? A. Alektorophobia B. Astraphobia C. Ornithophobia D. Ouranophobia C. Ornithophobia TOPICS: Although alektorophobia was close, that is a fear of chickens! Astraphobia is the fear of lightning and Ouranophobia is the fear of heaven! 3. Is one of these birds NOT... Fun Online Trivia Game Questions And Answers By : Deanna Mascle Question: Infants have more or less number of bones than adults? Answer: More Trivia Teaser: A baby's body has about 300 bones at birth. These eventually fuse, or grow together, to form the 206 bones that adults possess. Question: What are the holes in Swiss cheese called? Answer: Eyes Trivia Teaser: In order to make cheese you need bacteria. Propionibacter shermani is one of the three types of bacteria used to make Swiss cheese, and it's responsible for the ch... Critical Humor By : Kurt Mortensen The proper use of humor in your introduction is crucial. Your opener is where you set the stage, create the mood and get your audience ready to laugh. It sets up the rest of your delivery. Once you’ve successfully launched your presentation, you will want to continue using humor throughout. Sometimes, you will use humor to change your pace and re-center your audience’s focus. Other times, you may use it to underscore a key point, to lighten the mood or to simply maintain rapp... Irish Eyes By : Deanna Mascle 1. How many kingdoms was early Celtic Ireland divided into? A. 150 B. 15 C. 5 D. 1 A. 150 TRIVIA: Early Celtic Ireland was divided into 150 local kingdoms ruled by 5 provincial kings and one High King. So in a way all the answers were correct except “15” of course! 2. What lies on top of an Irish Coffee? A. Coffee B. Whiskey C. Cream D. Liqueur C. Cream TRIVIA: That was a tricky one, wasn’t it! Except for the fanatics of course… 3. Where did the “white... Some of the Funnier Things Said By : Steven Jeny Laughter is undoubtedly good for your health. Sometimes, however, it is hard to break a smile. Monday mornings at work come to mind. Well, here are some quotes that can tackle even the Monday morning blues. Free Online Trivia Game Questions By : Deanna Mascle Question: What is the tallest mountain in the world? Answer: Everest Trivia Teaser: Mt. Everest, on the border of Nepal and Tibet, China, is the world's tallest mountain and highest elevation with a peak at 29,035 feet (8850 meters). Question: What language is the most spoken in the world? Answer: Mandarin Chinese Trivia Teaser: Chinese (Mandarin) is the most spoken with approximately 1,075,000,000 speakers followed by English with 514,000,000 speakers. Ques... Ugly people – more than a joke By : Ken Wilson We can think long and hard about what makes us humans. The truth of the matter is that we are not perfect and we all have our own defects. Ugliness is part of us and the best thing we can do is to accept it. The Internet makes a pretty good job at keeping us aware of the ironic aspects of our life and it is smart to use it to our benefit. Ugly men and ugly women – ugly on the inside/outside? By : Ken Wilson The Internet is one of the most amazing things ever invented. It can offer us all the info we need and much more. The online world can be a lot of fun and today we no longer see the Internet as a basic info resource but also as one of the most exciting means of entertainment. Ugly women and men facing the issue of beauty By : Ken Wilson From ugliness to beauty – nothing can be more representative than examples. If you look it up on the Internet, you’ll see just how difficult it is for people to reach that artificial billboard look. It takes an immense number of people around you and a great amount of work to get to the point of looking perfect. Ugly people and charisma By : Ken Wilson We are sure that the idea of ugly women who nonetheless possess unbelievable, charming and persuasive powers is not new to your mind. Why are ugly men ugly? By : Clint Jhonson We have all met the occasion of hearing people call others ugly, unpleasant, and so on. Well, maybe not in these words precisely, but the phrases that are frequently used to refer to ugliness are quite colorful and explicit. Is cosmetic surgery a solution for ugly men and ugly women? By : Clint Jhonson Among the many wishes we have, there is one that is profoundly related to the way in which others perceive us: looking as good and as fit as we can. Nowadays, men and women of all ages appeal to plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons. Ugly people vs. good-looking people By : Clint Jhonson Essentially, people have changed very little in the past 2000 years. Even if we go further back in history, when discussing human nature, the idea stays generally the same. What chances do ugly people have in reproduction? By : Clint Jhonson Apart from the instinct of survival, reproduction is the main objective of any organism. Our instinct to survive may also be the reason for the importance of reproduction, because reproduction is the key for the survival of a species. Ugly women and men and the issue of sexual attraction By : Ken Wilson People feel sexually attracted to other people on account of a number of physical traits that could be identified, at the level of each individual, as pleasant and seductive. Lighter Side: 10 Ways To Get Rid Of Your Roommate By : Professor J In a retreat from my normal quasi-serious articles on housing-related issues, I present here a guide to getting rid of your roommate. Whether your roommate is driving you crazy (check out some of the posts at our website) or you have a best friend who wants to move in, these tips can help give you ideas on how to eliminate that unwanted housemate. Disclaimer: don’t take the suggestions in this article seriously. The suggestions here are all for entertainment purposes on... How I Spent My Summer Vacation By : Lee Goins One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world. A general guideline I have is to live in the present and not yearn too heavily for the past or future; but making brief exceptions for things like vacations can bring some of the benefits of the vacation itself to your daily life. Thinking briefly “Yeah that was great!” or “I am really going to enjoy... Techniques For Connecting With Humor By : Kurt Mortensen Can you think of a time when you or someone you knew heard a really funny story and then tried to tell it to someone else without evoking a single chuckle? Instead of peals of laughter, you got the old “Guess you had to be there” response. Why is it that the exact same story is hilarious in one instance and bland in another? It all has to do with the delivery. There are many different elements that factor into making humor work. Timing, gestures and facial expressions, vocal ... Talk About ... Me By : Mike Francis Never, under any circumstances, take a soporific tablet and a laxative the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bath-tub… If you are extremely drunk and swear that you will never dring again , you will forget this when you are sober. If you must identify, in a word, the reason for which the human race did not carry out, and will never realize, its full capacity, which the word would be the “government. ” There is a very fine line between the “pastime” and “the psychosis... Hey Fatso By : Mike Francis Hey fatso! Are you worried that you thereafter drop far in an enormous block of cholesterol and the matrix of a coronary giant? 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Culinary Challenge From Fun Trivia By : Deanna Mascle Questions: 1. One of the world’s oldest cultivated vegetables, this member of the lily family was considered sacred by ancient Egyptians, as valuable as gold in the Middle Ages, and a vital food for many historical military commanders on land and sea. Can you name this vegetable? A. Onion B. Carrot C. Leek D. Garlic 2. Which domesticated fowl was originally native to Southern Ontario, parts of the U.S. and Mexico before being domesticated by Indians and brought to E... Trivia Questions And Answers From A Trivia Break By : Deanna Mascle Questions: 1. What is the primary language of most residents of Montreal? A. English B. French C. Canadian D. Montrealese 2. During what century was swimwear revolutionized? A. The 20th century with the birth of the bikini B. The 19th century with the transition from swimming as therapy to swimming as recreation C. 18th century when lead weights were sewn into the hems of bathing suits D. 4th century when the first two-piece bathing suit was featured 3. When ... Winter Wonderland Trivia Quiz By : Deanna Mascle 1. Which is NOT a fact about winter in the animal kingdom? A. Some species of domesticated dog turn white in the winter. B. Mountain goats with their luxurious 3-inch long winter coats can endure winter temperatures as low as minus 50 degrees Fahrenheit and powerful winds up to 100 mph. C. The male moose sheds its antlers every winter and grows a new set the following year. D. The weasel and the ermine are the same animal. The only difference is the brown coat of the weas... Trivia Questions From Trivia Teaser Online By : Deanna Mascle Question: Which country is the oldest on earth? Answers: San Marino Trivia Teaser: According to tradition, San Marino is known as the world's oldest republic. The tiny republic was founded by a Christian stonemason named Marino (or Saint Marinus) on September 3, in the year 301 C.E. Question: Which continent is the largest? Answers: Asia Trivia Teaser: Asia is the largest and most populous continent or region, depending on the definition. It covers 8.6 percent ... Fall Into Action By : Deanna Mascle 1. What American city is recognized as the cradle of modern professional football? A. Canton, Ohio B. Chicago, Illinois C. Muncie, Indiana D. Rochester, New York A. Canton, Ohio QQ: Today, Canton is recognized as the cradle of modern professional football. The Pro Football Hall of Fame, dedicated in 1963, is located there, but the real reason is that a 1920 meeting led to the formation of the American Professional Football Association. 2. The English organized th... The Invention Of Water And Air Creatures; Second Half Of Part Six, The Invention Of Everything By : Tom Attea “I’ll go along with that. You were talking about developing a way for the creatures in the water to breathe. How’d you manage that?” President Of Iran Questions Iran’s Right To Exist By : Tom Attea With a surprising salvo of bravado, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has asked the provocative question, “Does Iran have a right to exist?” In the startling speech, he warned Western nations, especially European ones, that they will be hurt if they continue to insist that Iran should not be wiped off the map. And, during a national radio address, he hinted, “You should know that the rage of people is boiling hot enough to poach a dozen pigeon eggs and is like an ocean... Three Turban Monte; Bush And Rumsfeld Find Themselves Playing A Real Sucker's Game By : Tom Attea We all know the story of the rube who gets sucked into a game of Three-Card Monte on Fifth Avenue and watches his bets disappear in the pockets of the quick-handed sharpie at the folding card table. And what do we have in the Middle East now but a variation of the same obvious sucker’s game, which we choose to call Three Turban Monte? Can you pick the Medieval headgear under which we can hope to find a winner? Or are we bound to be snookered? On one end, we’ve got the t... Monstrous Trivia By : Deanna Mascle 1. The Abominable Snowman, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Sasquatch appear in one form or another in which epics? A. Ancient Sumaria epic B. Russian literature C. Anglo-Saxon literature D. Greek mythology E. All of the above E. All of the above TOPICS: The “wild man of the woods” is a familiar figure in folklore from Enkidu of the Gilgamesh Epic, the Russian leshiy, Grendel in the Anglo-Saxon epic Beowulf, and Silenus and the satyrs in Greek mythology. Contemporary reports are... Learning From Mistakes: Terrible Superhero Costumes By : Jordan Marston If you are getting ready for Hallowe’en or just getting dressed in the morning, here are a few terrible superhero costumes that can teach us all a valuable lesson. 1. The Falcon The Falcon, Captain America’s sidekick, currently has a costume that fits the superhero universe just fine. However, Falcon’s earlier costume was entirely spandex, that exposed both his chest and his entire arms. This revealing outfit is made even more hilarious by the The Moral: Never wear a... There’s No Humor In Identity Theft By : Elizabeth Newberry We’ve all seen those credit card commercials on television advertising ways to keep your identity safe. They involve innocent victims of identity theft talking in the voices of the criminals who stole their identities. One includes a couple of old ladies sitting on a sofa surrounded by gaudy decorations involving flowers and doilies. While this doesn’t sound so unusual, the ladies are speaking in the voices of two men who have stolen their credit cards, and possibly their ide... A Condom By Any Other Name By : Lilith Mill Condoms, jimmies, rubbers…you might think you’ve heard them all. Condoms are one of the world’s most common prophylactics. Here are 5 things that you might not otherwise know about condoms and their names. 1. English Nicknames One of the most known nicknames for condom is rubber. However, if you go to a convenience store in Australia or New Zealand and ask for a rubber, you will be handed an eraser. This could make for awkward moments for Kiwis or Aussies traveling abro... The Elements Of A Good Funny Video By : John Fair The internet has recently bloomed with a number of places to post your funny video, creative video, or other clever home made bit of cinematography. Sites such as You Tube and Google Videos are central exchanges of funny videos and other popular video types, and there are also a number of other special purpose funny video sites that specialize in the funny video genre. The act of creating a funny video is not as simple as thinking of a few jokes or funny situations and then g... The Invention Of The Sky, Second Half Of Part Four, The Invention Of Everything, An Eyewitness Account By : Tom Attea “I dunno. If I did, I’d be in tech.” “Heat.” “Oh, right. We don’t want the team to be cold, at least, not all the time.” “No way. They’d be miserable.” “And we don’t want that.” “So we need light and heat.” “How do we manage that?” “We’re thinking of overheads.” “Overhead lighting?” “Yeah. Also, heating.” “All that, hanging up there? I don’t know. This sky is starting to sound kind of busy to me.” “That’s because you’re not seeing it the way w...
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