How to Run a Man to the Ground

How to Run a Man to the Ground - By: Sharon Gerad, Posted on: 2007-07-18

Ladies just entering a marital or another kind of formal relationship tend to change the way they behave and it is this transformation that many men find problematic and worrying. Some of these are so funny and ironic that they seem too real to be true. But they are. In this article, you will be able to take a short glimpse into some of the more obvious behavioral patterns followed by married women.

Even though if you ask a woman if she is a typical woman she will say no, chances are if you ask her significant other he will probably say that she has many of the stereotypical traits that men are always making fun of, but confronted with this insight the woman will not only deny this, but will give examples of how she is not like other women.

What is this Article About?
Listed below you will find no great insights into the female psyche, just some very old, but true jokes, that show the double standards that most woman have towards men. These jokes are not intended to be taken seriously they are just jokes are not meant to be insulting to females.

Please remember what you are about to read are some jokes about the common traits that women seem to share when it comes to the males of the species.

1) It is ok for a woman t ask if she is gaining weight, but the man will be in the dog house if he says anything but no, or if he hesitates in his answer.

2) Women often enjoy venting about how awful their families are, but the Man can never agree or participate in the family bashing.

3) Women also enjoy bashing their significant others family, and if he does not agree then he is blind and stupid.

4) If a man makes a mess but does not clean it up he is being lazy, but when the a woman leaves a mess it is ok because she is just tired.

5) She is allowed to claim that if he is annoyed by her behaviour, he can leave. But, he can, under no circumstances, claim the same thing.

6) When he barks out at their kids, he must control himself because she never does the same. In her case, it is their kids who must learn how not to anger her.

7) He must always be prepared to grind and brew coffee when she wants it. But, he, as the man, should not ask for this favor to be returned. The reason behind this refusal is that she has not signed up for servitude.

8) If he keeps quiet, she will raise her voice in anger and force him to speak out. But, if he complies, she will raise her voice in anger again and order him to remain silent.

9) A woman complains against her partner who does not give in when the matter is important to her. But, on the other hand, every matter and incident is important to the woman.

10) When the partner buys something, he is wasting money. But, when the woman purchases something, it is because she only lives once.

11) He has got to learn how to apologize to her because this is one of his major faults. She, on the other hand, is always willing to apologize. The only problem why she does not is that such an occasion has yet to arise.

12) He must spend a lot of time fueling their love, but she does not have to as she has worked hard and had a terrible day.

Article Source:- Directory Submission & Sexy Deepika Padukone

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